I miss school for what when you’re getting 2 on Maths?

Remember when growing up you said “I want to be a pilot” 20 years later the only thing you do Continue Reading..

When she says she’s a virgin then you tryna be romantic by licking her tits then boooom!!! Tswerrrr Milk

I’m single because i want something real not some 2 week bullshit

10 mins ago I was bored. So I decided to call the police. Me: Hello, help. Police: What happened? Me: Continue Reading..

A monkey is the only animal in the forest that knows how yo be romantic with a banana

My ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together again. I don’t understand the sudden change of Continue Reading..

Wen the relationship is new 👨: Hey baby wat are u doing???😊 👧🏻: M drinking water babe 😊 👨🏻: Dont Continue Reading..