I miss being at school, laughing at people who can’t read..! ☝

Does Anyone Actually Know What You’re Suppose To Do When People Are Singing Happy Birthday To You

Santa At Railway Station To Other People: “Did Anyone Lose Money Wrapped In A Rubber Band?” One Said: “Yes I Continue Reading..

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in your hands all day. Husband: I 2 wish Continue Reading..

Friend: I’m so over him! Me: Cool, let’s go get a soda. Friend: HE DRANK SODA…

Love the LADY but dont touch the BODY if u touch the BODY u become a DADDY plz send this Continue Reading..

*U think you are someone’s full chicken only find out you are not even a neck, you just nails

We Are All Mentally Disturbed , it’s Just That Some Are More Disturbed Than Others