Fake Friends – Never ask for food..🍩 👭Real Friends – Are the reason you have NO food!🍜 ~•~ 👥Fake Friends Continue Reading..

My girl just texted me: ” babe, I’m coming by your place, and when i get there i want u Continue Reading..

I Swear This Is Just Not My Year Around This Time Last Year I Already Made Three Girls Pregnant .

My brother . Just because she cheated on you doesn’t mean you have to cheat back in order to settle Continue Reading..

Definition of a Nurse A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and Continue Reading..

If there was an award for laziness I’d probably send someone else to pick it up for me.

Stop posting your problems on Facebook and start drinking alcohol like the rest of us

*Today, I deleted all the ugly people on my friend list… I almost deleted myself* 😂😂😂