How can you let a nigga with no passport tell you “You’re the most beautiful woman in the World “?

Mom on Christmas: “Take screwdriver unscrew TV and take out custard and mayonnaise” Me: 😲😳

Pillow fights with bae should end in 2018.. Next year we are using frying pans

If a girl sarcastically says “WoW” during an argument, She is secretly wondering how she ended up dating an idiot Continue Reading..

Rich’s wife was pregnant Wife: “darling, guess what?☺ Rich: “what?”😶 Wife: “I went for the scan today and the scan Continue Reading..

Stop beating dogs at the weddings cause you all are there for one and same reason..!

All slim girls please gather here, I need a new broom.

Jealousy can make an African girlfriend read all the 400 comments on her boyfriend’s post & check their profiles..!