Yo mamma is so fat when you walk around her u will get lost

That Awkward Moment When You Leave The Store Without Buying Anything And You Tell Yourself To Act Normal Because Ur Continue Reading..

When I’m bored I transfer money to all my ex’s then I immediately reverse the transaction and put my phone Continue Reading..

Imagine your boyfriend is a photographer instead of saying smile, he says I love you 😍 then you smile 🙈 Continue Reading..

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up

Most people value their appearance more than their Brains, that is why we have so many well dressed Idiots with Continue Reading..

the way my mom looks 👀at me when I answer my phone📱 at night🌃 as if I’m cheating on her Continue Reading..

Dating a married man is like driving a government car it will never be yours