Kissing a short person is like drinking water from the tap
You are busy telling someone’s child you can’t breathe without them, are your parents aware that you are on life Continue Reading..
Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist
What are the perks of living alone? Its always ur turn to do the dishes.
A cop pulls a guy over: Sir, why were you speeeding? Officer, I wanted to get home quickly, before I Continue Reading..
Ey I Haven’t Watched Soccer For A While Yooh… Please Is Roman Reigns Still Playing For Manchester City
Your boss uploaded his family pictures & you went ahead and commented “cool pics” your phone keyboard autocorrected to “cool Continue Reading..
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An aeroplane asks a rocket: How is that you can fly so fast.. . . The rocket replies you will Continue Reading..
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