He dumped you after 8 years? But why date somebody for that long?

Dating a vegetarian gal is very hard. Yesterday I bought her flowers and ate them.

If we date, I’m pushing you to become a better you. I’m on your neck about your money, education, your Continue Reading..

Waiter: What’s your order sir? Me: 1 kadhai paneer and 3 butter naan. Waiter: and what do you like in Continue Reading..

Y did Santa put his Radio in d Refrigator? . . . Think.. . . . . . . . Continue Reading..

People Who Are Born in FEBRUARY , MARCH , JULY , AUGUST , NOVEMBER Will Be Single Forever

When you see a guy smiling while chatting .. Just know that someone’s daughter has fallen into his trap .

On my wedding day any woman that will look more pretty than my wife will be chased out, i hate Continue Reading..