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WELCOME TO THE 21TH CENTURY!!! *Our Phones ~ Wireless *Cooking ~ Fireless *Cars ~ Keyless *Food ~ Fatless *Tyres ~ Continue Reading..

Being broke is tough.. I once bathed with sunlight liquid. Went to town and it rained, there I was, covered Continue Reading..

Me:its over. Her: But you said only death could do us apart. Me :We did not specify whose death will Continue Reading..

Barbara has a heart attack. During this, she dies and meets God. “Will I die?” she asked. “Not yet,” God Continue Reading..

A love bite from a Xhosa girl it feels like you have been bitten by a Black Mamba… Iyooo wena Continue Reading..

A man at work calls home and his 8 years old daughter picks the phone: “Hi honey, this is daddy. Continue Reading..

My girl just texted me: ” babe, I’m coming by your place, and when i get there i want u Continue Reading..