Me:sorry boss, my car has broken down so i wont come to work Boss:what about a taxi? Me:i dont have Continue Reading..

Boy: Hey babe do you smell that Girl: no what do you mean Boy: I smell wet dog omg I Continue Reading..

A baby was born and a minute later it began to speak: “I’m going to live for 4 days, my Continue Reading..

If a man inboxes you, telling you he loves you, go to his timeline and post “I love you too😊😍”… Continue Reading..

And they say “what men can do women can do it better” As if they can urinate through a window Continue Reading..

The day you will be ready to have a baby ,pampers will be R850.00 and Baby milk will be R1650.00 Continue Reading..

Ask your girlfriend to send you the text/photo you sent her yesterday… If she says I deleted it.. Deport

I need to Quit Drinking beer . The problem is people will say I quit bcoz it’s January. So I Continue Reading..