Me: can I buy you a drink?? Her: no alcohol is bad for my legs Me: do they swell Her: Continue Reading..

“I’m not on Facebook for dating”, says an ugly girl. As if she has a choice!

At My Age , i Still Don’t Know How To Comfort A Crying Person .. i Just End Up Laughing

Having a kid is like having a little broke friend

Short people they don’t do doggy style.. They do puppy style.

Being ugly is not easy… Sometimes when you’re looking at yourself in the mirror you end up saying: “maybe it’s Continue Reading..

Girlfriend:Can I have your pic. Me:Check my profile pic. Girlfriend:There’s a car. Me:Open the car u will see me sitting Continue Reading..

Praying during the last minutes before exams is not good at all for me. I heard myself during the prayer Continue Reading..