Please borrow me R 300 my brother swallowed a memory card and we can’t sleep because he is singing the Continue Reading..

No woman can control me no woman can control me but when she says go lock the door first you Continue Reading..

a girl’s speaking 2 a boy…….. u r very handsome. u r very cute. u r very sweet. ooph…….sorry. i Continue Reading..

These days when a girl has two kids with one father you must know its twins.

A man at work calls home and his 8 years old daughter picks the phone: “Hi honey, this is daddy. Continue Reading..

Other girls want friends so they can wear their clothes & take selfies!

She will text you saying gudnyt honey nd still text another guy same time nd say i’m at your gate Continue Reading..

What did the buffalo say to his son at dropoff? Bison