I’ve started receiving texts mostly from ladies like: “Its being a while” “I Missed you so much”. “You’re so sweet Continue Reading..

SA is so corrupt you even need connections to get into a relationship Eg: “WHO gave YOU MY NUMBER”?

If I Still Owe You Money From Last Year; Please Forget About It, You Won’t Get It… It’s New Year Continue Reading..

I laugh seriously wen I hear pple say Mark zukerberg and Bill gate dropped out of school and still made Continue Reading..

We as blacks don’t leave a voicemail message if we don’t find you… We leave 100 missed calls.

Loool… Day made I said to ma babe you look so Modric, your body so Pivaric your eyes are so Continue Reading..

On my wedding day when you hear your name, you’ll answer and move forward to get a plate of food, Continue Reading..

You don’t know happiness until your mother is in charge of food and drinks at a ceremony