A guy in the store on his cell said “Susan, I’m in my car on my way” so I yelled Continue Reading..

New virus called ” feelings ”, dont catch that

Of course you are not fat, just grab a couple of chairs and sit down.

wo years ago I asked my friend to get me my crush’s number because I was too shy to ask Continue Reading..

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and Continue Reading..

Guys I think my phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when i look around I’m Continue Reading..

A friend of mine told me his father bought an Android car, I told him our swimming pool got burnt Continue Reading..

Reading your best friend’s status, and, thinking “I know exactly about whom, this bitch is talking!