Monday- am done with you. Tuesday- baby can i ask you something? Baby- what’s it? Ex- did i send you Continue Reading..

I miss those girls that used to cry after breakups. Girls nowadays just replace you with contestant number two.

Today Is National “Animal Day” Please Take A Moment To Remember Your Ex!!

Girls be like: ”Harder… Harder, faster… Faster. But after you guys break up, then you be like He used me” Continue Reading..

Her: I saw the iPhone X at the mall today, iyohh baby Me: Okay baby, I’ll give you taxi money Continue Reading..

If u slap me on my right cheek,I’ll turn my left cheek 4 u 2 slap too Then we’ll sit Continue Reading..

Tell Mii If Ur Crushing On Miii Before I Use Our Valentine’s Money To Buy Weed

How are you going to know pillow fights while your boyfriend uses blankets as pillows