Silima— sphukuphuku Silima—- ngadi or nsimu

Nihambile nabantu nize emngcwabeni,sebefikile ekuhambeni abantu, into yokuqala nje abayibuzayo amajoyinti endawo. Abantu bezinkamba zikaFaro.

Ikushaye I exam uze ucabange kusukuma u invigilate

Girlfriend: We should go on holiday overseas baby.☺ A Zulu man: Wazi bani lapho?

Unike islenderi advise siwe nayo usathi usabhekile uzwe sisi siysthengisa uthi uyabheka unyawupe nama tamsti ablazi uthi we mint

Zulu jokes Quote of the day uthi usanyonyoba nesdudla usikhupha kwakho uzwe uma wakho ethi uyisaphi le fridge yami

Thina majita masithi syanithanda sisuke sinqamulela siqonde ukuthy siyani thanda*zela) yingakho ekugcineni sidlala ngani

Those who say: “okusalayo lizayehlukana kuphela” should be included in your wedding programme as , ‘okhulumela abathakathi