Your boyfriend took you out for dinner at his house ………………. Then when you got there he blind fold you and went to take champagne. Then u start touching the table and felt a Turkey (roasted chicken)u take a big peace and eat it …put the bones inside ur purse ….and wiped ur self with Ur T-shirt… When he came back he unblindfold u ….the u see that his whole family members are there …waiting to say surprise..
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