Your boyfriend took you out for dinner at his house ………………. Then when you got there he blind fold you and went to take champagne. Then u start touching the table and felt a Turkey (roasted chicken)u take a big peace and eat it …put the bones inside ur purse ….and wiped ur self with Ur T-shirt… When he came back he unblindfold u ….the u see that his whole family members are there …waiting to say surprise..
Related Posts
Yo mama so short that she mountain climbs on a Dorito
Husband: are u ready? we have to go for a dinner Wife: cant u wait one minute Husband: fast! i Continue Reading..
That awkward moment when u are talking to a very handsome dude at a funeral then ur mom comes and Continue Reading..
To all gents who are not yet married……. Please if you want to find a girl to marry, dont find Continue Reading..
6 Reasons Why Indians Can’t Be Terrorist. We Are Always Late And We Will Miss The Flight To Be Hijacked. Continue Reading..
my nails cost R180, my eyebrows cost R60 and my haircost R190 ,so that’s R430 every month for my personal Continue Reading..
No Woman Is Perfect, Just Choose Your Own Headache🤦 And Start taking Panado
I used to think that people with big lips speaks in capital letters