My ex girlfriend: Hey have a nice day… . . Me: Don’t tell me what to do..

HIM: Eish bae, these days it’s too cold. Tjo!! I hate Winter time, so you? which time do you like? Continue Reading..

Double heart attack message from my girl to me today: 1st SMS : Let’s break up now, it’s all over. Continue Reading..

I want to open a crèche so I can beat my exs children

I finally saw her in the morning without Snapchat filters, Indeed Satan came to DECEIVE ME.. Yoh!! 😟

Santa Traveling First Time In Plane Going To Bombay, While Landing, He Shouted: “Bombay-Bombay” Air Hostess: “B-Silent Please” Santa Said: Continue Reading..

Teacher: why are you sleeping while im teaching Bundle of joy: why are you teaching while im sleeping

When a nigga say “find me a girlfriend” he talking about you😂 Y’all females slow!