*I know there are so many things dat wonโt be tolerated in 2018 buh these are some random QUOTES dat are free to enter 2018*
1. Being kissed does not mean you are loved.
Ask Jesus about Judas๐๐๐๐
2. 80% of cute girls are single because all boys
think she definitely has a boyfriend!
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3. Welcome to Africa where Jesus sends you a
whatsapp message and threatens to kill you if
you do not send it to 20 people๐๐๐
4. No matter how light skinned you are, your
shadow will always be black๐๐๐
5. Gaining weight while you owe me money is a
sign of Disrespect. # LOLZ๐๐๐๐
6. The distance between Egypt and Israel is
about 613km but it took moses and Israelites 40
years to complete their journey. On average each day
they walked only 43 metres, yes only 43 metres,
almost half of what Usain Bolt do in 5 seconds. I just
wish if moses was around to explain this
Laziness๐๐๐๐
7. The reason why some other guys treats you
better than your boyfriend is because they
havenโt slept with you yet.๐๐๐๐
8. Some ladies will be matching purses with
clothes But cannot match babies to their real Daddies #
WINKS *๐๐
9. MARY was a virgin and she married a
carpenter (JOSEPH). You are not a virgin and you are
waiting for a billionaire to marry you?
I will not say anything๐ณ๐๐๐๐
10. No African girl will choose six packs over
six cars, so stop going to the gym and go to
work # FACT๐๐๐๐
11. If the government would ban women from
using makeup, a lot of kids will not recognise
their mothers๐๐๐๐
12. The only person a woman attentively
listens to and obeys sincerely and does exactly
as he say is a PHOTOGRAPHER, otherwise if youโre not a
photographer, sit down and be strong๐๐๐๐
13. You havenโt moved on if you still remember
your Exโs phone number. Iโm not gonna argue
with you.
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14. Slim Girls who go for jogging at dawn, what do
you want to lose againโฆ
Your life?๐
True
Lokesh baghel
Please what can i lean from this media