A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and Continue Reading..

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna workout?

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Dear Sun , Please get married soon So that your wife can control your rage..!! #Garmi:(

I really can’t wait to have Twins and name them Terms & Conditions

Atleast Mosquitoes sing for us before they eat us, unlike some idiots.

Your boyfriend dumps you💔2weeks later you hear: he’s getting married💍👩‍❤️‍👩…My sister don’t be mad,Chill up, at least you made it Continue Reading..

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