If you think ngiyazitshela, nalokho ku-right, at least uyacabanga

When uu jst told Bae dat “mina nawe sizofa silahlane” then uu start coughing nn feel headache

Step father: eyoo kwahamba ugesi Step son : mxm kshoda wena

Teacher: what do you call male crocodile?? Me: baba ngwenya

Whites: Tell Everyone M Coming Home Blacks: Wena O Nore Tuu, Ska Botsa Motho, Baloi Ba Kare Thibela Tsela

I was dancing the Thuso Phala dance this past long weekend then i heard someone saying ‘hela monna otswa amanzi…’

Ungene ne-girlfriend emfishane etekisini, uzwe u-driver ethi: “Mgone babakhe, kuzovuleka i-space.”

Wake wabona iphara lidla u ice cream No lidla ama sweet ,and ligeza ngamanzi ashisayo