*U CANNOT give a woman everything she needs. If God Himself gave them eyebrows, they shave it and draw their Continue Reading..

When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.

I can’t wait to tell my children that I use leg to go to school every day

All beautiful girls have got kids…..! If you want to marry a beautiful girl be ready to be a step Continue Reading..

I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight. “Was anything wrong with them?” Continue Reading..

What do you call a cow on a trampoleen . . . . . . . . . . . Continue Reading..

*I have NEVER heard Pastors preaching about* *the Maps behind the Bible.* *I think they are hiding directions to HEAVEN Continue Reading..

*_SMOKING WEED CANNOT STOP ME FROM ADVISING YOU_* *_YOU SEE, NO MATTER HOW POOR YOUR FATHER IS, LOVE HER, SHE Continue Reading..