My relatives: When are you getting married? ~•~•~ Me: On my wedding day!
Tell her that babe you’re are beautiful Not babe you are hot,she’s not temperature
Husband was sipping his whisky, while sitting in the balcony with wife and he says, “I love you so much, Continue Reading..
The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: “I’m afraid we’re going to have to operate Continue Reading..
“A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely Continue Reading..
Teacher: “Who is the President of South Africa?” Children: “Dingiswayo.” Teacher: “Correct, and the Minister of. Defence?” Children: “Benny McCathy.” Continue Reading..
*American guy’s wallet:* 1. Dollar bills, 2. ID card and 3. Credit Cards *#African guy’s wallet:* 1. Condoms, 2. Expired Continue Reading..
Mom I Finally See myself on TV When I Switched It Off