South African guys they don’t say” it’s over”…… they just stop calling.

I’m taking my girlfriend back to school the only reason she writes Xmas is because she doesn’t know the spelling Continue Reading..

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He Continue Reading..

Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas this year is a fat bank account and slim body. Please don’t mix Continue Reading..

My girlfriend is so dramatic, she says i have trust issues because she saw me counting Money after withdrawing at Continue Reading..

The doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’ The patient to the doctor: ‘Can I get a second opinion?’ Continue Reading..

There Are Basically 7 Types Of Girls… 1. Hard Disk Girls: Remember Everything Forever. 2. Ram Girls: Forgets About You Continue Reading..

Pictures with bras and panties are not nudes… I can go to the beach to see that