“Ngiyezwa sisi uthi yi-wrong number, pho manje le ndoda ekhalayo lapho ingumlandeli we-Pirates yini?”

Ngamthand umunt ngenhliziy ngob yaphulek vele umthand ngamaqakal

When you think she’s screaming because you’re hitting it right kanti lutho iSpring sembhede syamhlaba

Umuntu omnyama will say anything jst to get off da phone. Like “awume nghlale phansi, il call yu back”

Him:how did you sleep? Her:ncoow ,I slipped great boo. Majita,sthwele kanzima

The Reason kuno Father Christmasengekho u- Mother chrismas.. Ingoba wawuzozwa kuthiwa “UMITHI LOWO UKHISIMUZI UHLEHLILE”

She posted :”Kuku yaka is my Pride Her Ex replied :”Your pride is too deep

Ukungagezi kwafika nabantu bakwaKhumalo,Mbhele nobani konje?