A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and Continue Reading..

I don’t know english that much but i know kidney means a knee of a kid

Conversation…. Me: Hey girl, how are you? Her: All good and you? Me: I’m good, can i ask you something Continue Reading..

How they kidnapped me Kidnapers: Get in the van we have a lot of sweets for you . Me : Continue Reading..

Last Night i Opened all the Doors and Windows to Let Mosquitoes in, i Then closed The Doors and Windows Continue Reading..

Her : Why didn’t you answer your phone?? Me: I lost my memory card

Never force children to Pray. At dinner, … A little boy was ordered to lead in prayer…: BOY: But i Continue Reading..

Some girls are like pregnancy you can’t hide them 🤣