*After staging a coup in my house, I went to the sitting room to announce to my kids that my husband was now under bedroom arrest. “Your dad is safe and sound and his security is guaranteed. he remains the father and first in command of this house. However, I am only targeting the FEMALE criminals SURROUNDING HIS BONUS*
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