*Project Manager* is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in just One month.
*Procurement manager* is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
*Operations Manager* is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month if she works harder.
*Marketing Manager* is a person who convinces anyone that he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman is available.
*Financial Budget* Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.
* Planning and Technical Team* thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document the 9 months.
*Quality Manager/ Auditor* is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
*HR Manager* is a person who thinks that…even a Monkey can deliver a Human Baby – if given 9 Months.
*Customer* is the one who is absolutely clueless as to why he wants a baby….!!!!!
Dedicated for all corporate guys