When they see you happy with your partner, they start telling them about what you did in 1996🤐🤐🤐

Wat are you doing in February while you know you’re single. You should have stayed in January

I deleted all Eminem’s song’s even my mother doesn’t shout at me like that

People who wait 4 hours to reply to a text with “lol” should be shooted

m i the only one who has a whole list of things to download, but as soon as I’m connected Continue Reading..

Better to date a drunkard than to date a pastor who is sleeping around with all the church members. . Continue Reading..

My uncle’s wife asked me to download facebook for her when I check the web history I found “Facebuku . Continue Reading..

if you’re bathing and someone mistakenly enters the bathroom😱, what will you hide first🙈 Me: my Soap😂😊😀