Nowadays going to toilet without your Cellphone,is like going to War without a Weapon…

*If you hear what people say right before they pick your call and or immediately they end the call…* *You Continue Reading..

TEACHER : “what is half of 8 ?” . JOHNNY-“Horizontally or vertically? . TEACHER-“What do you mean?” . JOHNNY-“Horizontaly, half Continue Reading..

if your wife can’t cook no problem cook for yourself you are in a marriage not in a restaurant cook Continue Reading..

I tried to donate blood today. Never again, too many stupid questions asked. Who’s is it? Where did You get Continue Reading..

The way they’re so happy that churches are finally opening, you might think they don’t lawyer…

The teacher said to his class one day, “Please stand up, anyone who thinks they’re stupid.” Nobody stood up so Continue Reading..

African girls thou!! Malawi has Experienced an Earthquake a couple of days ago and girls be like: “Babe what are Continue Reading..