Touching your pockets and not feeling your phone shocks more than electricity..!

when ur ugly don’t play di hard to get.. coz ur already hard to want

Fat girls will be like: “I don’t like picmix” Ahhh my sister we all know that you don’t fit in Continue Reading..

When you marry the RIGHT woman everyday is VALENTINE’S DAY. If u marry the WRONG one, everyday is BOXING DAY. Continue Reading..

Math Jokes Aren’t Funny 😒 . Nothing About Math Is Funny, Math Is A Sin

75864896523356584 Don’t bother to load it because that was the number of children that were released from heaven on 14th Continue Reading..

I took a taxi from bus rank yesterday although I knew very well that I did not have money to Continue Reading..

Why I stopped watching Nigerian Movies?? A man had a heart attack in the hospital & the doctor shouted… “SOMEBODY Continue Reading..