TEACHER : “what is half of 8 ?” . JOHNNY-“Horizontally or vertically? . TEACHER-“What do you mean?” . JOHNNY-“Horizontaly, half Continue Reading..

I tried to donate blood today. Never again, too many stupid questions asked. Who’s is it? Where did You get Continue Reading..

Very soon some people will buy presents for themselves, take pictures of it and caption it “thanks bae”

Sometimes God sends an ex back into your life to see if you’re still stupid.

Soon after S**, the guy was tired and the gal said, I guess u are a ANC member… Astonished the Continue Reading..

“My Pastor asked me how much I bought my iphone 7 for, and I said R2,000 instead of R10,000 , Continue Reading..

” to all parties. I won’t want it, the third party.”

Imagine receiving a love💋 Bite’s from a girl who opens beer bottles with her teeth! 💔