A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans” in a sentence. “My father grows beans,” said one girl. Continue Reading..

I just switched off the candle. I guess now iam a fire fighter

Being broke is tough.. I once bathed with sunlight liquid. Went to town and it rained, there I was, covered Continue Reading..

I commented on my girlfriends pic and she replied thanks bro Yaz im hurt deep inside

I once ran 100 metres in about 12 seconds and the only witness was the dog that was chasing me

There was two blonds on a boat in the middle of no where and they tried to swim one around Continue Reading..

The best TIME on EARTH is the TIME that you SPEND with someone’s WIFE. Of course your mother, who is Continue Reading..

DECEMBER is Around The Corner 😠😡 , Now I’ll Be Forced To Take A Bath Each And Everyday 😓😏 .. Continue Reading..