There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn’t swim. When a boat came by, the captain Continue Reading..

Are you tired of him neglecting you, not answering your calls and ignoring your texts?🤷 ~•~ Then get your own Continue Reading..

Teacher: why aren’t there books in your desk Me: I didn’t see you coming

if u dn’t like me, Then buy a map get a CAR nd Go to HELL :p

Eat fresh flowers delivered to your home cause the planter can’t eat them

If you wanna see that a gal has energy, try to remove her trouser when she knows she is wearing Continue Reading..

You can never organise a surprise party with Xhosa people because they’ll go to that person and say we’re coming Continue Reading..

A man spend two hours looking at his marriage certificate then his wife ask what are your looking at he Continue Reading..