Girlfriend : My Heart Is Like Moble and You Like a Sim Card..!
Boyfriend : I Am Very Happy.!
Girlfriend :don’t Be Too Happy..
if I Get a New Offer ,i Will Change the Sim Card..!
Related Posts
Husband Is Like A Split AC, No Matter How Loud He Is Outside, But Inside The House, He Is Designed Continue Reading..
These days when a girl has two kids with one father you must know its twins.
Tell the devil that today is not your day, and tomorrow is not looking good either.
IF you call him and he is eating don’t disturb him girl just hangup. Don’t make him choose between you Continue Reading..
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need to eat everytime you go to the kitchen
The CEO of a company was walking round the factory to see how the staff were working. He noticed a Continue Reading..
Today morning I was driving my BMW m5 coupe, alarm wake me up Eish…..D