Your boyfriend’s Zambuk container is filled with Vaseline and you think you’re irreplaceable.. Who do you think you are?

Sometimes I Sleep Under My Bed And Pretend To Be A Cockroach

A woman goes to her bank with a cheque from her husband. The cashier tells her it has to be Continue Reading..

Sometimes i go to Woolworths just to be shocked by the prices

Never lend money to a lady you ain’t dating. Let her suffer with her broke boyfriend.😂😂😂 Its their business tu!!!!!😂

Even if your wife has two SIM cards , Save them as “Wife ” , Not ‘wife 1 , wife Continue Reading..

Girls be like: ”Harder… Harder, faster… Faster. But after you guys break up, then you be like He used me” Continue Reading..

As you go talk over the strength You will share a mango to ball