The doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’
The patient to the doctor: ‘Can I get a second opinion?’
The doctor again: ‘Yes, you are very ugly too…’
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Interviewer: Tell me about yourself. Me: I’d rather not, I really need this job!
In an emergency, I`d probably write status about it before calling the police.