I feel sorry for women married to teachers😌😌😌 instead of finding money in their husband’s pockets while washing their clothes,,,,,, Continue Reading..

Having a kid is like having a little broke friend

People: “You apologize a lot..!!” 💁🤷🤔 ~•~ Me: “Sorry”

You’re still busy laughing at pirates while they’re are busy laughing at your report at school

Guys I think my phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when i look around I’m Continue Reading..

Imagine someone with big eyes saying “I’m sorry, I didn’t see you”!

The only time where you’ll see a person who has a gold/silver tooth closing their mouth, is during a thunderstorm

The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.