Uma ekhaya kini nisaseneMayonnaise yangoDisemba, cha niyizigwili, futhi nje nithwele! 😏 Ngithule ngiyabuka. ✋🏼

If o sdudla and ra jola, you can cheat on me, I can’t eat the whole elephant alone

siza mfethu, labo abazi ama Whiskey, I’ve got Glennifeddish Single malt Whiskey 80year old, ne 30year old. How much can Continue Reading..

Sikhala sonke uma kushisa, kodwa uma sekuna imvula nigonana nodwa. Ave niyizinja ‘yazi.

Into ebhedayo ngokubhala amahlaya njalo ukuthi kuyothi noma seku-serious ngiboshiwe ngibhale ngithi, “Ngicela usizo, ngiboshiwe eNewcastle police station!” Bavele bakuphendule Continue Reading..

Ngicela ningifundisa ukutshekisa le emoji “😂” kade ngizama, ngiyehluleka. 😢 😭

Him:how did you sleep?😜😝 Her:ncoow ,I slipped great boo. Majita,sthwele kanzima

Konje kusazoba mnandi empilweni yami, ngisazocabuza umkami uma silungiselela ukuya emsebenzini. 🤗 Zithi izingane zethu: “Eww… Get a room!” Sihleke Continue Reading..