MDELWA: “Sthandwa, asidlale umacashelana.” GLORIA: “Cha, not this year. Ngonyaka odlule wacasha kwaze kwaba umhla ka-15.”

You Go with a Zulu person to the cinema at 20:30 and he be like “Hhay bafo awtshele abantu bakho Continue Reading..

Isolezwe Owesifazane obephuze kakhulu uhlebele umngani ekhaleni ebona ICICI ecabanga ukuth indlebe

KFC cashier :would you like to donate R2 for a hungry child. . . Zulu guy :Mbizeni ngizodla naye LA!

Passanger: Eish labo Mageza bayanuka man. Taxi Driver: Sinuka fresh angithi siyageza thina, nje ngoba nisbiza ngabo Mageza.. Wena awugezi Continue Reading..

Ngabona imfene I gunda umuntu ngahleka yaze yagunda mina

Utsi Usam’ Sucker Nje Darl Wakho; Avele Akhulume Ma Sperms Akhe Atsi “Kahle Kusigwinya Wena, Uyasibambelela Sifuna Kukhula Natsi!!!

TJOOOOOO! … KUNZIMA KULOMSHAYELI: Intokazi ephethe amabhokisi amabili e-pizza ingene etek’sini yaqonda esihlalweni esingemuva. Umshayeli wetek’si akazange ay’linde nokuthi ihlale Continue Reading..