I know ukuthi it’s Christmas. Why mawubona Mina usineke. UCHRISTMAS imina yini.

👩🏽‍🦰: “Ngicela ungiphathele into edliwayo.” 👨🏻‍🦱: “Ngizoyifaka kanjani i-Pirates yonke emotweni mina?” 😳

Shela, uqonywe. Ungazitsheli ukuthi uyathandwa ungazange waziswe.Uthini manje uZwe? Ungabozipha nje INTOMBI. Yeka ukuqhaksa amantombazana mfana. Ngoba uzomelwa inhliziyo.

My doctor advise me today he said “Eeeh Mr Sibiya u shld phuza beer so that uzobuyela emzimbeni wakho” Thanks Continue Reading..

Vodacom >>>>MTN 💝😌✊..!! Angna Langa Lonke..!! At least Ka MTN Ikhona iHappy Saturday

Lady’s who cook at funerals kopela juice ya lona ebe sweet nyana tuu…

WHITES: “I don’t have any kids.” BLACKS: “Anginanja, anginakati mina!”

Yazi angimazi mina ugogo wami ukuthi uneminyaka emingaki.ngoba njalo uma ngimbuza uvele athi amashumi amanti nanti