Entering the taxi….. Me: Sanibonani😀 Passanger: Ai wena hlala phansi si-late🙄 Some people yrrrrrrr

WHITES:”Nice suit, David.” 🙂 BLACKS: “Aw Mdeva, senaba abefundisi?”

Mtheli : Ezintweni ezisemhlabeni ma frnd… iSouth Africa🇿🇦 wawuyoyifanisa nani. ___A__n__s___we__r__ Mvumbi: Ne-Bicycle 🚲 laSdumo, lona elalinezinkinga eziningi

Dear Zulu People. When You Say “Izolo” Are You Talking About Yesterday Or Weed? You Are Comfusing Us!

Phela i-Valentine’s Day akuyona i-Women’s Day, nathi siyazifuna izipho. Kanti idlalwa kanjani le nto ye-Valentine’s?

Wangqongqoza umaka Babe 👩 e Toilet ngiphakathi ngath “Khona okhona ” lapho ngishuka nephepha ,wathi “emzini kabani?”🙄

Nibe nesilingo somuntu ekhaya:,Esihamba singasho, nokuthi siyaphi. Kuphele izinyanga nonyaka.Abuye engathi akukaze kwenzeke lutho.

Wena nomkakho niyagula. Angazi ubani owathelela omunye noma uyena owasuka nakho kubo. Kodwa engikwaziyo nigula ukugula okufanayo. Anive ningasigcini isikhathi.