Police:knock knock Nyaa: Ngubani POLICE:ngabantu bomthetho Nyaa:nifunani.???? POLICE:phuma sixoxe Nyaa:nibangaki.??? POLICE:singu two Nyaa:Xoxani lowu Two mina ngisalele.

Her: Sokuphi bbes? Me:Ngasesitolo, ngikuphatseleni luv? Her: Kiss bbe. (30 minutes later) Me: I’m near ur home now come out Continue Reading..

“Wamuhle Mtase” Mawuth’ Uyambuka uMtase Ngathi Isalakutshelwa Sibona Ngomopho

At a burial yesterday, while I was there, my brother called my phone to ask who killed the chicken at Continue Reading..

Usathi uzenza wena oneskhwele kumunt wakho omushauzwe *haai ngathi uzoba umthwalo osindayo asvele siyeke*

Shela, uqonywe. Ungazitsheli ukuthi uyathandwa ungazange waziswe.Uthini manje uZwe? Ungabozipha nje INTOMBI. Yeka ukuqhaksa amantombazana mfana. Ngoba uzomelwa inhliziyo.

Juss imagine dating a girl with a short hair bese niyophushana eBarber Shop

Khona Manje Y’all Are Busy Nge Fb,Eksen Muntu Zabe Athi”Angibon’Iscathulo Sami”