[being robbed by a yellow boned guy with dimples] “Yeyii voetsek wena gimme your phone and wallet” Me : Ncooaw

Ukube ububi bu’hlungu ngabe baningi abantu Abagcwele iy’bhedlela

Asikho isdingo sokuba single wedwa Ifak’Ringeyi-fake,mawubonaizithandani ebeachQondakuzo ufike uyilahle phansiuhambele

Umfundisi wase zayoni ungixoshile isontweni lakhe ngoba ngi rawonde ngam over tecker.

UQONDE UKUTHINI U I DON’T KNOW NGESIZULU UTHULE UMUNGAZI

You can play Hard to Get But mina I’ve already Kissedyou in my Dreams . Sengize ngiqabanga nokuk’Dump

Sthule nje syabuka abantu bajabulele ukuvulwa kotshwala bengana mali

Adakwe umakoty adlule kusitting ashaye ubabazala aty yes wena mpandla