Paranoid Mom: “Awuyi lapho!” Cautious Mom: “Ubuye ngo-22:00.” Dettol Mom: “Hamba, ubuye ngoDisemba!”

“Asihambe ngiyo-charger ifoni.” Jikijiki, use-charger nami

UMBONA NGOKUGQOKA MA MORNING SHOES EMINI😩✋✋ KUTHI ULIPHINDILE I PANTY

Woolworths cleaner : sorry sir this side is still wet Shoprites cleaner : weee nangoke ujesu ehamba phezu kwamanzi

Ayikho into ebuhlungu bathi uyaphinda ungaka dlanga emnyanyeni

Omakhelwane bahlezi bekubona munyonyoba nentombi ebusuku uyifaka kini but abakwazi kubona isigebengu esingene kini emini santshontsha!!

*Quote of the Day! * Abazali bafuna uphumelele not uphume belele

People be like ” I saw you at shoprite and you looked so serious” bekumele ngenzeni? ngihleke nama rice?