“Nawe uyahleka”? Kubuza umuntu owazi onke amaSecret wakho

Private hospital:good morning sir..how are you? Public hospital:and then wena?

👶Baba une phone call 🧔Ubani? 👶USbongile 🧔Mfana wam, omunye okhuluma kuze kushone ilanga ngizomfonela late Mangithola ithuba.

I just did 5 push ups😊 now I feel like starting a fight msun yenu nonke.. wozani la✊

Ey, uyicinge i-mayonnaise kwaNongoma kanti ibhalwe ukuthi Ushuni Wesaladi.

Divorce is for rich people. Imagine going to court libanga amazenge omkhukhu leZkaftin ze ice creamHayibo stick together once*

Izolo ngidakwe ngashintsha i password ka Facebook wami.angisayikhumbulike manje

Uphule iUSB kaTaxi driver ngemistake uzwe ethi “Khululeka wemfethu, uzoyicula zonke ngokulandelana kwazo”