Igibele imoto bese udobha ngemali uthenge ngayo kanti imali yakho

Ukuthandana ne Sangoma akukho lula, uthi usacabanga uku cheater uvele uzwe nge SMS Ithi “Soxabana”

Dear Zulu’s Its black friday not khisimusi isaaaa stop sending xmas messages. Melly khisimusi really???

Bazokuxaka eMzansi, umuntu ahambe ayobhala i-test ye-learner’s licence ashiye imoto yakhe kwi-parking.

Umama wami uyisangoma esikhuluma isingisi uma ethimula uthi “it’s you”

Wena ungacabanga ukuthi ngizihlalele lana. Kanti chaa, ngisinekile nje.

Umthande umntu Kant yena uzicabangela nje inkinga zakhe mayenawe

Kwi-assembly next week: Ntuli: “Culani zingane zami.” Someone: “Khabaribe baba!” Crowd: “Fire!”