Whites: “The Expendables.” Blacks: ” Le movie enez’tarring zodwa.”

[being robbed by a yellow boned guy with dimples] “Yeyii voetsek wena gimme your phone and wallet” Me : Ncooaw

Kanti uRamaphosa uzosiculela nini ngoba uZuma ngaleskhathi wayeseqalile ngomshini wakhe

Sifile u- Nozibusiso Bubuh Ndwandwe ne make up engathi Ishlama se peanut butter namhlanje.

Ngisemcimbini womjita abamenzele umhlonyane kubo ngoba yena uphuza i-Brutal, Bernin neStrongBow.

Izolo sdakwe saze senza ibraai kodwa masvuka imvu isaboshiwe nkinga uSpoti asimboni

Zulu guys will hit on your girlfriend in your presence and ask you if you have a problem “Uyakhuluma mfwethu”?

“Buyela la uphuma khona!” Kanjani i-Polo selijikile? Ay, abazali nabo sometimes.