UDlamini udinwe: elokhu ezwa kuthiwa Sel-B, Sel Beyonce engathi kubatshazwa isungqazu saphesheya.Kanti kuzoqhamuka isihlama senja esinama s🍆

Mtheli : Ezintweni ezisemhlabeni ma frnd… iSouth Africa🇿🇦 wawuyoyifanisa nani. ___A__n__s___we__r__ Mvumbi: Ne-Bicycle 🚲 laSdumo, lona elalinezinkinga eziningi

Bathi we dont break up no mOre sivele sithande omunye phez’komunye!!

SAthi siyothenga ama Gown wathi “its gay” buka manje uhudula i Blanket indlu yonke ngathi Umsotho😐

Ngiyayithanda lengoma ka Andile-kaMajola ethi “Nanoma niyangibona nami angaz ngimithe kanjani namanje ngisamangele”

On a date: Yena: “So, tell me about yourself.” Mina: “Oh, mina sisi ngilifaka lonke.”

Sengibuya kule Black Friday yakhona, ngibabaze ngababaza amanani “aphansi” qede ngabuya ekhaya.

That moment when you pass by Church and the Postor be like “bazalwane uSathane uyadlula”