Uboleke umuntu iskibha seLacoste, asifuthe nge-spray kuze kufe uxamu.

Ukuthanda indabazabant akufuneki ngoba ubona omunye eselalele indaba eze ekhamise kyoze kungene impukane

Imali engiyaziyo eyephepha nensimbi, eyezinwele nezinzipho angiyazi mina

“Asihambe ngiyo-charger ifoni.” Jikijiki, use-charger nami

Him: “I love you my bhatata” Her: “Hawu! Uthi uyangithanda kodwa uyangithuka ungibiza ngobhatata pho!?!? Him: ” Ngiyadlala sweet potato” Continue Reading..

Whites: It was fun hey. Blacks: Bekunyiwa Whites: It was bad hey. Blacks: Bekunyiwa Whites: I’m broke. Blacks: Kuyanyiwa

Guys, ngithukile eSouth Africa in this rainbow country, nabaphathi bezwe besantshontsha bedla imali yabahlali. ukuthi kusakhona abantu abasabizana ngamaQabane noKlova. Continue Reading..

“Ngiyezwa mf’ethu uthi yi-wrong number, ngizwa kunomsindo lapho, nikuphi? Ngicela ukuzophuza nani. Please!”