Umuntu umtshele kahle ukuthi akacuphe alarm la 5 yena acuphe u4 aqale Akubhebhe 😫

👩🏽‍🦰: “Babe, ubaba ushonile.” 💔 😭 🧔🏽: “Sorry babe, but kungcono manje usuzophuma kalula.”

🤵can I have ur number? 👧Is depens bhuti

KZN police 👮: freeze Xhosa police 👮:godola kwedin

Husband:bbes uwentani ngesitifiketi setfu semshado Wife:ngibuka kutsi espire nini

Akokote umngani wakho kini basaqeda ukukuthethisa ngaye.

Umuntu ashaye igirl friend yami ngempama aqede azobuzamina ukuthi nginenkinga yini. Haiybo! Ngingenaphi mina?

Ngena e 🚽toilet Ne 📲phone Phuma 💩s’hlama Sesomelele